Spot Advert
Transition from pageant scene ‘ohh
chez I look like a pizza…’
(Ellie, Liberty and Nicole mime
looking in the mirror distraught and frantically try to squeeze/conceal their
face)
Bum bum bum etc Pepperoni look at
your zits bum bum bum bum, you’ve got a zit and you look like a twit bum bum
bum please cover up that disastrous face bum bum bum girl please you look a disgrace.
Beth: Ever wondered why you seem to be the only one in the
world trying to mask your face every time you take a step out the front door? Introducing
‘pizza piece’! The only spot treatment that actually works in getting rid of
those pesky pepperoni slices you try so hard to conceal.
(Girls take a small
bottle and stare at it in amazement)
Nicole: It’s the only treatment for me
Liberty: I wouldn’t use anything else
Ellie: Every girls must have
(Girls transition in to
tableau)
Beth: Send your confidence sky high with the new ‘Pizza Piece’
buster pack only £ at any local store or online at…
Nicole: So come on girls what are you waiting for?
Liberty: Your prince charming awaits
Ellie: And he won’t wait any longer staring at a face like
that
Girls: Say no to a pepperoni topping and yes to a smooth base
(Transition back in to pageant
scene and continue with line ‘I mean what is actually good about being a woman?’)
By Ellie btw ;)
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