Development on the Hairdressers
Scene
Present:
Ellie- Sarah
Liberty- Liz
50’s:
Beth- Mary
Nicole- Rose
Liz: Well a boob job would
be right at the top of my Christmas list if I had your mozzie bites.
Sarah: Ohh piss off!
All swap crossed leg whilst doing so
Liz & Mary: Soo…
Mary: How’s Roger?
Rose: Yes he’s- he’s fine.
Liz: How’s that fella
you’ve been talking to?
Sarah: Yeah he’s alright.
Mary: So everything is
okay now you know you-
Rose- Yes why wouldn’t be?
Everything was fine in the first place Mary.
Mary: Are sure?
Places hand on knee.
Liz: So have you texted
him in the last three days?
Sarah: (distracted by magazine) What- err nah
not really.
Liz: Babe…I don’t think
he’s interested.
Places had on shoulder.
Rose & Sarah shrug them off.
Both: I dunno/ don’t know
Mary: Are you going to be
trying for a baby soon? You don’t want to leave it too long- times a ticking. (Lifts Rose’s right arm up into a watch
position)
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK…. (continues while Liz talks to Sarah)
Liz: But you need to find
someone soon Sez otherwise you‘re going to be a virgin for life. Times a
ticking (Sarah and Rose’s watch position
arms become linked – Mary and Liz say TICK
TOCK X4 together whilst Sarah and Rose perform twitchy head movements
finishing on the last TOCK looking
at each other arms remain linked.
All: CHIP CHOP. (Liz and Mary slap hands and stand up whilst
Sarah and Rose unravel arms by straightening with a scissor symbol shown
through hands. They perform a sequence with the head on each CHIP CHOP that is said for another X4 just by Liz and Mary till the reach
their places and are examining the client’s hair.
HD 1 & 2 pull back the
girls head so they are looking up to them.
HD 1 & 2: So what
brings you here today then?
Sarah: Well, I’ve got a
date, so you know I need to look my best
Rose: Well my husband
wanted to treat me I guess!
HD 1: Not on the pull
tonight then ay? Don’t want a vajazzle to spice up the ol’ sex life?
Sarah: (sniggers) What sex life? Nah, not
today- bit nervous to be honest, I don’t do dates. I normally just look after
my friends when we go out but Liz just says I’m a cock block.
Rose: It will have to
quick trim, I have to get home you see! Need to get the dinner ready before he
gets back from work. Oh, you must love working here- so much freedom?!
HD2: Yeah well you see all
these women slaving away at home and for what? For their husbands to beat them
about, it’s not for me. That’s why I chose to be more independent!
Rose: Gosh well my husband
would never beat me about- anyway we shouldn’t really be speaking about this in
such a public-
HD2: It’s a hairdresser’s
love you’re suppose to have a gossip! What’d you expect!
HD1: Do you know what
love; I’m going to make you look so beautiful. You won’t even recognise
yourself.
Sarah : I don’t know if I
like the sound of that.
HD1: He’ll love it.
HD 1 & 2 transition into men.
HD2: (Wolf whistles nudging with HD1 and shouting across to Sarah who has
jumped out of her seat and in a flirtatious pose) OI OI sexy!
Straight away HD1 turns across the back of the
chair whilst Rose is frantically mixing ingredients together.
HD1: Honey I’m hommmmeee!
HD1 strolls across the front of the chairs and
touches Sarah’s chin affectionately pushing her back into her chair while HD2’S
HAND slides down Rose’s chest at the same time they say:
HD1 & HD2: Soo
beautiful…
Sarah & Rose: OOOOO! (look at each other)
Mood changes to an aggressive one and continues in
the same way as the old script.
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