Drama
script-
A
plump
jolly cockney male greets the bride, the bride’s mother and the maid of honour.
He takes each lady’s hand and helps them into the vintage Rolls Royce.
Driver: Gooday Miss! Ah you look smashing
miss if I may say so-well you all do! Smashing! Absolutely smashing! Here we go
make yourself comfortable there’s some champers in the hamper.
Bernadette: smiles graciously and calls round to the
driver Ah thank you so much. The car is
beautiful. She
sits back and after a moment silence takes a deep breath as a sombre expression
fills her face.
Mother: Inspects the Roll Royce Hmm it will do I suppose. Not exactly what I
would call a vintage Rolls Royce- gives the driver a glare
then turns her focus to her daughter and in a non caring spiteful tone but as long as it meets your standards
Bernadette.
Bernadette
smiles and meekly and nods.
Sandra: she squeaks Excited!? Doesn’t wait for a
reply Oh I can’t wait for this Berny you just look so beautiful
and grown up and oh when Rob sees you… day dreams for a moment.
Mother: Yes it will be a surprise for
Robert I’m sure. It shall make a pleasant
change. He’s used to seeing her dressed in those God awful tracksuit bottoms tuts in disgrace you could make more of an effort
now and then Bernadette you know- he surely cannot find that bird nest
hairstyle of yours attractive-
Sandra: snappy and angry He obviously does Kate otherwise
they wouldn’t be getting married now-would they? Smiles sarcastically Kate looks away and
sticks her nose up in the air.
Sandra
rolls her eyes but Bernadette remains completely still and quiet.
Awkward
silence.
Driver: Er shall I put some tunes on
missus you know to get you into the party spirit- we’ve got a bit of current
stuff if that’s what you like , like that Nicki Minerrg, I quite like that
stuff-
Mother: Oh Goodness- no!
& Sandra : yeaaaahhh! Nudges Bernadette with
a cheeky grin.
Driver: Me grand kids blast it out of the
blooming stereo 24/7 they do! Or if you prefer we can go mellow with Michael
Buble or even some instrumental music. Whatever you fancy love it’s your
special day!?
Bernadette
looks up for the first time and smiles sweetly.
Bernadette: Some Michael Buble would be
lovely. Thank you.
Mother: You can’t beat classical
Bernadette-
Sandra: Oh Berny! I can’t wait to see his
face he won’t be able to control himself! Hehehe… I can’t wait for this to
happen for me and Dave… day
dreams for a moment like a love struck teenager It’s so funny how things work out
isn’t it? I always thought you two would be together forever when were teens-
back in the day! Thinks
for a moment
You went with him to
prom didn’t you? Ahaha! Now it’s me and Dave. Oh God you know I can really
remember feeling bad when I first went out on a date with him- even though it
was donkey’s years after you and him but- but still! Anyway you and Rob are
perfect for each other!
Mother: Well Rob is perfect-
Bernadette: No he isn’t.
Mother &
Sandra: What?
Silence.
Driver: Aww don’t worry love you’re
nervous- wedding jitters you’re having that’s all. Plenty of states I’ve seen
from you girls on you’re wedding days- perfectly norm-
Mother: Bernadette. What is wrong with
you? Robert is fine gentlemen. To be quite honest I do not know how you won his heart.
Sandra: Aggressive Ohh fuck off will you Kate! Just
leave her alone.
Everyone
turns into Sandra apart from Bernadette who stands up in the centre of the car.
Everyone edges in towards her to reassure her and hold her hand or hug.
ALL Sandra’s: Berny. What’s wrong… you’ve been
so quiet the whole journey? You don’t need to worry; everything is going to be
fine.
Silence
for a moment. Bernadette looks up shaken and tear filled.
Bernadette: He isn’t perfect. Well not for me
anyway. Silent
for a moment
and slowly
looks up I’m so sorry Sandra. But I don’t
love Rob… I love Dave, I always have, always will. It’s always going to be
Dave.
Original Sandra: Shocked Dave? You. You love Dave.
ALL: start walking around manically
developing different characters voices questioning and excitable and angrily,
even the Essex accent. DAVE dave
you want dave/ Oh my gawd Dave shut up Dave. Really Dave? My mate Dave.
I like Dave. I love Dave. You want Dave.
Building
up getting louder and crazier Bernadette shrinking down putting her hands on
her eyes sinking lower amongst the clump until she reaches her chair. The group
surrounds her.
Cue
to stop when original Sandra shouts loudly and angrily.
Sandra: No! Push and throw her off
her chair everyone. Silence for a moment. Sandra shakes her head violently No. Dave is mine.
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